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ZSA ZSA ON"SHINDIG". Does anybody remember Shindig? It was my favorite show in grade 2. Next to Dark Shadows.

Okay hosers I have had enough red and white and GO CANADA GO to last a life time! Call me a party pooper and hit the road.

But you can't take Canada out of the girl! My old chum CAROL LEFLUFY hamming it up at the Olympics.

Penis pant's are the new "MUST HAVE" for spring 2010! Thank you Isabel Mastache.

I can't believe my pal Denise Parkinson met "THE FACE"! Her she is rubbing shoulders with Tom and he is doing,"THE FACE"!

He is doing it again! Last night at the Bafta's Tom Ford did "The face"! He needs a couple of wrinkles to break up that forehead, easy on the BOTOX Mr. Ford.

The gal in charge of our Olympic ladies hockey team is the fantastic MELODY DAVIDSON!
She is also the winner of this month's mullet!

Even the EVIL henchwoman known as Galina Zmieshaya could not save the day! The world is Safe for now. The Handsome prince showed animal hating Johnny Weirdo what he can do with his skate guards!

How do I explain this one to my daughter "TAFFY"?

Is this for real?

What does André do anyway? His Blog sucks and he dresses like he shops at "Mark's Work Wear House" and, " Omar the Tent Maker's". His new name is "ASSSQUATCH"!

Some assholes smashed the front windows of the "BAY" this morning. That is vandalism and I hate a vandal.

Wayne Gretzky looked more like a lesbian than KD Lang who looked like Chaz Bono. Sarah Mc looked like Joan Collins. Bryan and Nellie looked smart , but the song was forgettable. I loved all the background people in white dancing like white people. The whale thing was cool. The ode to global warming was amazing except I did not get the "snow wizards". Hated the tap dancing squeegee kid fiddle fest. Liked the Joni Mitchel song (where was she)? The erectile dysfunction with the flame made me cringe. And Wayners in the back of the pick up being chased by HOSERS was too much. If Bubbles and Randy were at the wheel then maybe! The Brits looked the BEST. The Yanks looked smart in Ralph. The Germans looked like they had on baby clothes. And the Canucks looked like stoned slobs!

The world has lost a true genius!

I want to throw SARAH PALIN in there!

"I totally get the dirtiness of the fur industry and how terrible it is to animals. But it's not something that's the No. 1 priority in my life. There are humans dying everyday. There are thousands if not millions of homeless people in New York City. Look at what just happened in Haiti. I tend to focus my energy, if there is a cause, on humans. While that may be callous and bad of me, it's my choice.

Every skater is wearing skates made out of cow. Maybe I'm wearing a cute little fox while everyone else is wearing cow, but we're all still wearing animals."

"I would like to announce that due to pressures and threats from a certain animal rights group, I will be changing the genuine fox fur on my free program costume that I will use in the 2010 Winter Olympic Games in Vancouver, B.C., to white faux fur. I made this decision after several threats were sent to me about disrupting my performance in the Olympic Games and my costume designer, Stephanie Handler, was repeatedly sent messages of hate and disgust. I do not want something as silly as my costume disrupting my second Olympic experience and my chance at a medal, a dream I have had since I was a kid. I hope these activists can understand that my decision to change my costume is in no way a victory for them, but a draw. I am not changing in order to appease them, but to protect my integrity and the integrity of the Olympic Games as well as my fellow competitors.

Just weeks away from hitting my starting position on the ice in Vancouver, I have technique and training to worry about and that trumps any costume and any threat I may receive."

I still want him covered in red paint! Or how about a leg hold trap thrown on the ice. This freak is a selfish cliché.

Thanks for all the comments!

Happy Groundhog day! Mom fight, Etta wont remember you (sad), Kellis looks like a Sea Monkey, and Posh has one big BUNYAN!

Come and check this exhibit and silent auction at my studio.